Citizen Through The Looking Glass
Citizen Through The Looking Glass
‘Twas Reid, and the slithy Boenher
Did budget and bumble in the resolution
All verbosee were the Congresses
And the McConnell rathed in the numeric illiterati.
“Beware the Jabberbudget, my son!
The jaws that jabber, and the minds that muddle!
Beware the debt bird, and shun
The fumerious Reidmajority
And the Bachmann reasoning in the rotunda.”
He took his vaporous rhetorical tongue
Long time the balancebuget foe he sought
So rested he by the Ryannumbers tree,
And stood awhile in thought
And, as in numeric thought he stood,
The Jabberbudget, with eyes of shame,
Came vituperating through the continuing resolution,
And psychobabbled as it came!
One, two! One, Two billiontrillion! And through and through
The vituperate blab went on and on!
He left it gridlocked, and with its passage
He went bipart-insanely back.
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